Tuesday, November 13, 2012

You might be a confessional evangelical if....

This is kind of late (It would have been a good post for 10/31), but when I was doing some catch up blog reading yesterday I ran across this post from D. Hart in which he borrowed this from Russell Moore:
 
An evangelical is a fundamentalist whose kids dress up for Halloween.
 
A conservative evangelical is a fundamentalist whose kids dress up for the church’s “Fall Festival.”
 
A confessional evangelical is a fundamentalist whose kids dress up as Zwingli and Bucer for “Reformation Day.”
 
A revivalist evangelical is a fundamentalist whose kids dress up as demons and angels for the church’s Judgment House community evangelism outreach.
 
An Emerging Church evangelical is a fundamentalist who has no kids, but who dresses up for Halloween anyway.
 
A fundamentalist is a fundamentalist whose kids hand out gospel tracts to all those mentioned above.
 
Hart adds this dig at Calvinistic Baptists:
 
A confessional evangelical is one who dresses like Zwingli and Bucer but once he sees a baptismal font takes off his clothes to expose a Charles Spurgeon costume (minus the cigar).
 
JTR

 

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